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The profundity of some people can be laughable. Here are some of the quotes about love and life (and what comes in between) that I read from quotations.com and what I really think of 'em. Not for the faint-hearted...
Alan Watts: "Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command."
Genmaxx: I think he should talk that way about libido instead of love.
Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950): "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over."
Genmaxx's version: "Same shit, different day"
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944): "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Genmaxx: Man, do I love this quote! Let the people call you an asshole (for being positive) and you call them jealous! Ha ha!
Japanese Proverb: "When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends."
Genmaxx: If that is true, then all my friends are working as bitching mama-sans in strip clubs!
Anonymous: "Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Genmaxx: While my life may be considered as one big porno flick, I never treated life like gonorrhea.
Lynda Berry: "Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke."
Genmaxx: Whoa! I love this quote! Almost phallic, huh! In return, I say: "Love for me is like giving head. After each performance, I either swallow it in or spit it out."
Christina Baldwin: "Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix."
Genmaxx: As a realist, I have 2 things to say about this quote: 1) this is way too corny; and 2) I don't think I'll ever be a phoenix if I decided to wear sequined gowns @ work for a change.
William James (1842 - 1910): "The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind."
Genmaxx: "The greatest discovery of my generation (the now) is that a human being can alter his life by altering others' attitudes of mind."
Zeno: "The goal of life is living in agreement with nature."
Genmaxx: This is definitely HIS own personal goal in life.
Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967): "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania."
Genmaxx: Oh my! I thought of the same exact thing before having read this quote, only in my own version, I was Halle Berry.
Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992): "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
Genmaxx: Is this guy the one who authored several robot books? If he is, then I get his point.
Nelson Mandela: "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered."
Genmaxx: I have yet to see the validity of this quote on me.
John Barrymore: "Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."
Genmaxx: I think that people with reality check have a better chance of deciding whether to love a person or not.
John Sheffield: "'Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive."
Genmaxx: "Sorry dear, but that shit don't work on me anymore!"
Lois McMaster Bujold: "When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all."
Genmaxx: I think she has not heard of "pre-nuptial agreement".
Jerome K. Jerome: "It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
Genmaxx: I think this is the mantra for all defense attorneys out there.
Robert Heinlein: "The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."
Genmaxx: Humor is good, even depressing ones like this.
Woody Harrelson: "Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
Genmaxx: I reckon he listens to Donna Summer. Woohoo!!!
Just my opinion...
