Hours of sleep: 5
Cigarettes: 12
Alcohol Units: 0
Phentermines: Becoming more like a progressive bariatric surgery

I am now feeling better. Good... since I have been bombarded with migraines (which I affectionately call psychic blasts) for the past few days. I am also now sobered up. Enough of the dysmenorrhea litanies for this month and start posting something positive here. I personally am getting progressively sick of all the rantings and bitchings I post in my blog. It's had to convince my friends (and myself) that I actually am, well, happy. Ha ha ha! Besides, I got a lot of things to be thankful for

An academy award moment... and my IOU's to 'em

* I thank my new computer for making my life easier for me. I thank my firewall for always warning me that there's an asshole trying to get into my system.
My IOU to my new computer: I'll adorn you with the most fabulous Wonder Woman theme!

* I thank the office workforce for FINALLY giving me a weekend off for at least three months. I couldn't say I'm totally thankful since my new shift ends at 1 a.m. Now the neighbors will confirm that I am actually working as a pimp.
My IOU to workforce: Enjoy my fridays and saturdays to the fullest.

* I thank some of my friends (there's 3 of you) for being there for me when I was sick. Thanks a lot for the "Get well soon" shit you've been sending me... and also for the unexpected gifts. Now, I'm back again as a super-villain.
My IOU to those friends: Bottles of vodka cruisers. My treat!

* I thank my mum for reminding me 37 times to pay the utility bills for this month. Thanks so much for teaching me how to condition my brain to develop a nigh-photographic memory of all the things I need to pay. I feel like a responsible human being. On top of that, thanks for always making me feel loved -- bills notwithstanding.
My IOU to my mum: Make certain you won't be getting calls for unpaid bills.
 
* I thank my sister for lending me money to pay for my credit card. Children, I know it's a bad habit to borrow money to pay your debts.
My IOU to my sister: Pay back the money I loaned from you as soon as I can... and oh yeah, vodka cruisers to you, too! :)

* I thank my old friend for trying to make me forget about my ex. You might have realized it by now but you are making me fall for you. And it's delicious, but bad. Now, I reckon I am more vulnerable than ever. What the heck! I can hardly wait for our next meeting. :P
My IOU to him: Mind-blowing sex! Ha ha ha!

* I thank my mood CD's and my portable CD player for being my constant companion... no matter what my emotions are. 
My IOU to my mood CD's: With the power vested in my CD-burner, you will be multiplied... exponentially.
My IOU to my CD player: I'll find time to wash your casing. (Washing courtesy of the maid)

To all of you...

Makoto ni arigatou...